A cooked quickly arrived, but yet often, you do not see coming. Stacking glassesuntil everything becomes blurred. And there, it's too late, you put your finger inthe gear, the machine is started.
Here are the 10 steps inevitable when one is (too) packed in the evening:
1. the "I don't think drinking a lot tonight."
You just take a SIP or two, you feel classes and sophisticated, even if you drinkthe piquette. You have the impression of being at the top of elegance andmaturity, and you kiffez your time. This seems suffice you like that, tonight, it's'quiet' as you say so well. Scream and jump across this isn't your thing, you'rewell above it.
2. the ' I ressers me a drink do you mind? ''
The famous moment where you look at the bartender and you loose him a"C'mon filled me ca. Okay, it has never happened to me but I have oftendreamed! In reality, it is more a quiet evening with friends, without thoughtsarrears, until one say ' your glass is empty it is normal? '' You answer 'yes '. Thisdrink is excellent, why I do not want another? And hop, it's gone, you are thedark side of the force.
3. the "damn it's too well."
Alcohol, in all its forms, gives you this heat effect, fullness, and this, for anyreasons. You're just super well, somewhere else, and obviously unable to decryptyet incredibly simple sentences of your buddies. It has been confirmed, your Stateempire.
4. the "it is not very clear what you're saying."
You are in total limbo, your attitude, your behavior and your language do notdeceive. And yet you do not disassemble, and do not hesitate to say incrediblethings in the eyes of your friends of the kind "but not I'm not stuffed', or ' I justkinda head is spinning but it will. Looking for every possible excuse to not put theblame on alcohol. Ben see...
5. the "good I admit I'm still crazy about her!
You remember when you told everyone you were totally recovered from breakingwith your ex, you were downright passed to something else. Now comes thephase of roasting or you shoot a bullet in the foot by confessing all your lies andre-establishing the truth. As if by magic, a shot with one, you believe extra lucid.And this you gives wings, but not for long...
6. the "agreement ok I died."
Unfortunately, most of the time, this phase happens after the time of revelations!At this point, you have a bit more recoil (barely) on your behavior and beforeleaving in large smokers theories, you take say: "I prefer to prevent, I controlsabsolutely nothing of what I say." It is a more than classic comment in theevening but which still raises the decor for the idiocy that you exit after.
7. the "personally I have a little bit of bar."
Someone would just lie on the couch right in front of your eyes, and you, youstruggle to keep your eyes open. It was no more needed to achieve that in factyou're exhausted! You then start to think about a place to sleep. While telling youthat you haven't the right to error since forces what still you will not allow you to go in several locations to see which is most comfortable.
8. the "you talked to me? ''
During your struggle so that your head is not in the package of chips that makesyou face, you missed the hilarious joke of your buddy. You struggle so much thatyou wonder even if they spoke. You start and say "I have to laugh? '' But ingeneral, it is already too late. At 4 o'clock the mast ', the topic of conversationchange quite in 30 seconds.
9. the "go I need another drink."
This is absolute nonsense. You decide to reboire you the substance that you putin that State. As if suddenly, it was going to make you come back down to Earth.In general, we quickly regret this choice.
10. the hangover.
Shortly after the phase 9, you you collapse and then you fall asleep like a babyand in the morning you will again delivered and fresh. By delivered and fresh, I mean that you will suffer as if an elephant was using your head as a pillow. Thereis more to eat a huge bowl of pasta, drink the equivalent of your weight in waterand you should be fine.
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