Those are the words of a wise (and funny) man called Groucho Marx. And it is also what I learned in this life so far. That is until I discovered something so big that would make feminists come to my door at night with torches: the way to reverse the balance of power.
Right now the power is all in her hands. She’s hot. You’re not. She’s hot. You’re not rich. She’shot. You’re not celebrity popular. She’s hot. You’re don’t have the body of Adonis.
I’m not some pick-up artist. I’m just a regular guy who had gone through most of his life believing women hold the power. My story started when Hannah Gilbert, my high school crush, made me buy her a dozen red roses and learn to play the guitar before she’d even agree to going out on a date with me. Since then, women have asked for various amounts of hard work from me in return for their attention.
Cheesy movies, expensive trips, hours of standing in front of a dressing room in a mall, soppy poems– you name it. I’ve done it.
I thought this was just the consequence of not being celebrity handsome. You don’t “get it” until you pay for it (indirectly, of course).
The moment my life changed was the moment when I decided I’d had enough. It took me three weeks just to convince Rachel to go out with me. After two months of dating her, I still hadn’t gotten any. When I couldn’t take it anymore, I confronted her. She told me: “If you really want me, prove it by waiting a year for it”.
At this point we weren’t exclusive and I knew she wasn’t making other guys wait like this. Talk about feeling belittled.
I felt as if I were a puppy waiting for his master to throw him a bone.
I immediately left and promised myself I would bring Rachel down to her knees. So I did the obvious: I started researching the matter. I wanted to infiltrate the female mindset so I signed up for a feminists online forum. Here I found out about a guy they hated most: Richard La Ruina.
They hated this guy because he was a pick-up artist, expert in women’s psychology and had discovered their secret (a secret refused to believe existed). In his research, Richard had revealed:
- The mistakes 99% of men make when it comes to seducing a woman.
(and I bet that you are doing number 3 on his list) - How to totally convince a woman she wants to sleep with you, in less than two hours.
(it was so simple that I couldn’t believe it) - How to make her feel pleasure every time she thinks about you, with just 1 little touch.
(you really need to know this if you want to reverse the balance of power) - What drives women’s desire and how you can control this by telling her a little story.
(you’ll be amazed at the power of silly little stories)
I called Skyped Rachel after finding out about this. Two hours later, we were back at her place and she was practically begging me to sleep with her.
But you know what? I told her that if she really wanted it, she had to wait a year for it.
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